Woman: Doctor! there's something wrong with my TV!
TV repairman: What seems to be the problem?
Woman: I turn it on and all I see is the Palins! Palins everywhere! In red power suits, on salmon boats, tangoing in sequins, help!
TV repairman: Ma'am, your TV is suffering from Stage Three Palin's Syndrome
Woman: Wh...WHAT?!
TV repairman: I'm afraid so.
Woman: But there's a CURE...isn't there?
TV repairman: I'm afraid...there's nothing we can do.
Woman [Sobbing]: First my computer, now my TV! It just keeps spreading and spreading. Why ME???
TV repairman: I'm so very sorry.
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[Later, at home]
Man: Maw, be brave now.
Woman: Paw, don't do it.
Man: Stand back, woman, it's either this or one of the cows.
TV repairman: What seems to be the problem?
Woman: I turn it on and all I see is the Palins! Palins everywhere! In red power suits, on salmon boats, tangoing in sequins, help!
TV repairman: Ma'am, your TV is suffering from Stage Three Palin's Syndrome
Woman: Wh...WHAT?!
TV repairman: I'm afraid so.
Woman: But there's a CURE...isn't there?
TV repairman: I'm afraid...there's nothing we can do.
Woman [Sobbing]: First my computer, now my TV! It just keeps spreading and spreading. Why ME???
TV repairman: I'm so very sorry.
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[Later, at home]
Man: Maw, be brave now.
Woman: Paw, don't do it.
Man: Stand back, woman, it's either this or one of the cows.
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