Wednesday, September 16, 2009

D’OUGH! or: TEN Things We Learned This Week



1. Don’t try to make biscuits with bad bread dough unless you want to call them dog Biscuits

2. You can’t get home by taking a right off Goldstream Road where the bike trail ends by the tracks. You end up at a swamp. Followed by more railroad tracks (See #3)

3. Kaneesha’s battery is dead

4. You can take a crate and a bucket and a toilet seat and make a potty chair (LAUGH IF YOU WANT, WHEN IT’S 40 BELOW THIS WINTER I'M PEEING IN A POTTY CHAIR!)

5. We have an outhouse (See #4)

6. The cost of living in Fairbanks is roughly equal to that of London*
* includes outhouses

7. Never say yes to a job until you know it comes with health insurance

8. If you are Joe or Dee’s Dad, you should definitely NOT read #7!

9. DON’T WORRY DAD, WE’RE BUYING SHORT TERM HEALTH CARE FROM A REPUTABLE AGENT!!!!

10. EVERYBODY FROM CHICAGO READING THIS: DON’T STRESS, JUST HAVE A MARGARITA AND CHILL. WE ARE FINE.

1 comment:

  1. I will not laugh at you about the potty chair. I'm unforunately familiar with the process - had to use one while recovering with broken legs and my wheelchair wouldn't fit in the bathroom - so 2+ months using a "drop arm commode". The worst was that my poor family members had to deal with the bucket :( My heart feels for ya babe!

    ~L

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