Dividenders!

If you move to Alaska
and promise to stay,
the State will reward you
on Dividend Day!

When they built the pipeline
the State made a law
to share a few drops from
the oilman's Big Straw

You can buy a new parka
made of real wolverine
or a young racing sled dog
or an old snow machine

You can choose to invest it
or piss it away;
it's free money, not wages,
the American way!

So if you like cold winters
mosquitoes and dogs,
come up to Alaska--
we even write blogs!

But if you like spaghetti
All covered with cheese
Hang on to your meatballs
(up here they'll just freeze).