1. Don’t try to make biscuits with bad bread dough unless you want to call them dog Biscuits
2. You can’t get home by taking a right off Goldstream Road where the bike trail ends by the tracks. You end up at a swamp. Followed by more railroad tracks (See #3)
3. Kaneesha’s battery is dead
4. You can take a crate and a bucket and a toilet seat and make a potty chair (LAUGH IF YOU WANT, WHEN IT’S 40 BELOW THIS WINTER I'M PEEING IN A POTTY CHAIR!)
5. We have an outhouse (See #4)
6. The cost of living in Fairbanks is roughly equal to that of London*
* includes outhouses
7. Never say yes to a job until you know it comes with health insurance
8. If you are Joe or Dee’s Dad, you should definitely NOT read #7!
9. DON’T WORRY DAD, WE’RE BUYING SHORT TERM HEALTH CARE FROM A REPUTABLE AGENT!!!!
10. EVERYBODY FROM CHICAGO READING THIS: DON’T STRESS, JUST HAVE A MARGARITA AND CHILL. WE ARE FINE.
I will not laugh at you about the potty chair. I'm unforunately familiar with the process - had to use one while recovering with broken legs and my wheelchair wouldn't fit in the bathroom - so 2+ months using a "drop arm commode". The worst was that my poor family members had to deal with the bucket :( My heart feels for ya babe!
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