Trick r Treat!

SMELL MY FEET!

Bring me something good to eat

Yum!

Dividenders!

If you move to Alaska
and promise to stay,
the State will reward you
on Dividend Day!

When they built the pipeline
the State made a law
to share a few drops from
the oilman's Big Straw

You can buy a new parka
made of real wolverine
or a young racing sled dog
or an old snow machine

You can choose to invest it
or piss it away;
it's free money, not wages,
the American way!

So if you like cold winters
mosquitoes and dogs,
come up to Alaska--
we even write blogs!

But if you like spaghetti
All covered with cheese
Hang on to your meatballs
(up here they'll just freeze).